irreplaceable

so, people are hella trynna control me lately, and i just wanna say that i'm sixteen (mega young/mega old) and its the PERFECT time to get your priorities out of hand. i have the rest of my life to be responsible. fucking college in two years? then graduating in four/six? then i'll finish up my last years of partying before i realize i'm knocked up and have to settle down. think about the time line my friends. well.. mine goes like this cause i'm born in november

age: perspective on that time
10-11: 6th grade, thinking your mega super crazy badass, fuck up some.
11-12: 7th grade, thinking your badass
12-13: 8th grade, thinking your badass
13-14: freshman, being innocent
14-15: sophomore try fucking up cause we're young&its new
15-16: junior year (start getting ready for senior year&fuck up as much as possible)
16-17: senior (mega fuck up time before college)
17-23: college (fuck up the last years of your life un-prioritized life)
23-27: working like a motherfucker (hopefully so i can spoil myself) & too busy to party
28-29: preferably when i want kids
29-48: taking care of those selfish motherfuckers
49-55: working so my bitchass kids can go to college
56-60: resting my old lola ass up and go to cache creek and start fucking up
61-63: NNz party time? (: hahah only in a utopia
63-80: take care of my grandkids
80-100: have my grandkids take care of me
100-119: party it up
120: try meth so i can die

yep. i really did spend the time mapping that shit out. if you think about it junior year is the PERFECT time to fuck up. cause its right before college and right before the process. i finished SATs with a below average grade but but but at least i got it done, and i'm just trying to go to san jose state so its fine with me (:. but but but next year i'm gunna stress the fuck out about college cause i already am but LEMME BEEEEE!

and and and what are you doing on monday? i need a favor. i'm willing to pay. i know you're too shy to ask but i really really need one.