colt45

kristinacooties. i'm pretty boring. i love things planned out ahead of time because i hate wasting my time. but i love wasting time...(???). i love being driven around by someone that makes good conversation with no particular destination/end point. i love myspace surveys, blogging, twitter..ing and reading fmylife(s). i'm scary obsessive when something new is brought into my life, then i get obsessively annoyed, then i obsessively hate that thing/action/person. you probably will only like me when you first meet me because you probably don't know anyone as lame as me/as fast as texting as me/that resembles hellokitty so much/loves hellokitty as much/with as many catch phrases as me. if i had my own talking action figure it would say lava, ju, lavaju, suprise, supplieses, undadand, keeskees, toodles, noh0e, and mega. if you ever have a conversation i can guarantee i'll say at least one of them. you'll probably think i'm funny if you think creepy bitchass whores with no personality, no tits, not ass, a gut, clear glasses or lion contacts, that wear pastels, fucked up eyeliner, lots of blush that looks like acne, and that don't smile, and are unable to read out loud or do any physical activity that includes driving are funny. if thats the case, you're a jerk because jesus didn't put me on this earth for you to find my flaws as entertaining you candyass. go online super late and entertain me, i'll love you forever. then then then when i sign off you can text me goodnight and i'll love you forever +1. but but but if you text me in the morning too i'll love you forever +2. but but but if you take me to australia + japan i'll fall in love with you. i like to talk about myself. i'm going to go make a new about me right .... NOW.