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K: have you ever shot a gun before?
D: me? no.
3 mississippi pause
D: wait! here?!
K nods
D: in vietnam
K: wa kind?
D: real shit, a riffle, military kind

HAHAHAHHAH. i love my papabear

D: $200 at victoria's secret!? do they charge by size?!!?!?!

i wish i could write down everything my papabear said. it would make the world a better place.
stay away from the mexican flu my dears, no swine please.