hurt her & i'll make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life, unless you like my death rays. hurt her and i'll make you fall in love with me then not talk to you ever again, then again people never wanna talk to me so it could be a good thing. hurt her & i'll keeskees your dad. hurt her & i'll pour sunny d on your laptop (lourdes). hurt her & i'll call a foreign sex line with your phone. hurt her & i'll subscribe you to playgirl cause you're gay as fuck & like looking at men..unless you really do then thats just me wasting my money and time.
my name is kristina, & i like when you address me (especially in text messages). i like lip stuff, i freak out if i don't have chapstick or lipbalm or lipscrub. i like to paint my nails so it can distract you from my big sweaty banana hands (unless you try my clear glasses on then everything gets small). i bruise really easily so please don't hurt or rape me. ..even if i didn't bruise easily please don't hurt or rape me. lourdes is [my] whore, & she slapped my cardboard flat ass one time super mega hard that i wanted to cry, it stung until i got home (couple hours later). i live for weekends so i get really crabby if i end up staying home. people never invite me out because they assume i'm busy /; it happens all the time, just text me. i'm super excited for spring break (: i really wanna go to the boardwalk and the zoo <3 take me PLEASEEEEEEEEE.
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