oh what a day

sarahcantdance: yeah
sarahcantdance: and i also want a guy who'll buy me everything
sarahcantdance: my friend had this boyfriend that bought her a sidekick for their 1 month
sarahcantdance: and a tiffanys necklace for her birthday
10:49 PM
Kristina Nguyen: damnn
Kristina Nguyen: wtf
Kristina Nguyen: who is this boy
Kristina Nguyen: is he in love or does he wanna fuck me?
sarahcantdance: he's gross though
sarahcantdance: they broke up like
sarahcantdance: 4 months later
sarahcantdance: she told me he was a bad lay anyways
Kristina Nguyen: how is he gross?
Kristina Nguyen: bad lay?
sarahcantdance: not a very good fuck
sarahcantdance: he's not very cute as what i meant by gross
Kristina Nguyen: ...he buys me shit?
Kristina Nguyen: thats fine with me
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHA
Kristina Nguyen: (:
sarahcantdance: HAHAHA
sarahcantdance: oh kristina
sarahcantdance: we do have the same mind
sarahcantdance: but i need at least an average
Kristina Nguyen: hahhaha
sarahcantdance: he either has to buy me HELLA THINGS and have a small dick
sarahcantdance: buy me some things and have an average dick
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
Kristina Nguyen: huge dick = no gifts?
Kristina Nguyen: dafuck
Kristina Nguyen: hahah a
sarahcantdance: or buy me nothing and better be the best damn piece of ass
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kristina Nguyen: im hella laughing
Kristina Nguyen: he needs to be ugly & buy me hellllllla good ass shit
Kristina Nguyen: or
Kristina Nguyen: he needs to be aiight & buy me helllla good shit
Kristina Nguyen: or
Kristina Nguyen: he needs to be fi0ne and buy me hellllllla good shit
Kristina Nguyen: hahahhaha
sarahcantdance: damnn
sarahcantdance: you have way better demands!
Kristina Nguyen: hahah
Kristina Nguyen: i didnt incorporate cawk size
Kristina Nguyen: /;
Kristina Nguyen: okay
Kristina Nguyen: big dick + ugly = gifts
Kristina Nguyen: small cawk + ugly = hella gifts
Kristina Nguyen: average cawk + ugly = gifts
Kristina Nguyen: hahah
sarahcantdance: LOL
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHAH
Kristina Nguyen: why are we like this?!
sarahcantdance: because we're horny and lonely on christmas