Tuesday, December 30, 2008

daterape

tell me why the songs are always what i'm thinkin of.
eye yahh haha i'm ridiculous i needa tell sebastan I

i finally bought a abercrombie&fitch buttonup
&$3 mango mandarin lotion from bath&bodyworks
&&&a hellokitty beanie (:

you're jealous.
"your hello kitty is bigger than mine!" -jill <3
i hope shes just like me when she grows up.
i really do. more hellokitty lavaaaz.

i'll blog later.
): papas sad i'm always out
butttttt time to go (:

Monday, December 29, 2008

love maker acoustic

i've been lying a lot.
it's actually starting to catch up to me.

don't trust me okay?

i really needa go shopping & buy something.
past week i've been to
valleyfair x2 , newpark x2 , santana.
i haven't bought shit.

i'm off to greatmall.
if i don't spend my money im gunna go nutz.

I HATE THAT WHEN I HAVE MONEY I DON'T WANT ANYTHING!
then when i'm broke theres a million things i wanna buy.
fucking deposit this money d0e.

save > spend?
i'm not sure, i want a balance of the two.

TOODLESSSSSS.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

cry me a river

.. tell me why the song i'm listening to always relate to how i feel /; /; /;
so i'm not in a good mood at all, lately i can't sleep & its the worst feeling ever.
has anyone ever felt so depressed they felt happy?
kay, so last night i stayed up till likkkeee 330? watching youtube videos.
(i'm addicted to 50 things!!!) anyways, at that point i was like i n33d sleep
so i was laying in bed for a good five minutes then i realized my feet were cold
so i got up and got some socks went back to bed. i layed there for 30 seconds,
i then realized that its mega cold so i should trn on my heater. got up did that.
another 30 seconds in bed realized i'm still cold so i layed in fetal position.
30 seconds of that i realized my back wasn't covered with blanket so i moved the blanket
but then my warm spots suddenly shifted so i needed to rewarm my spots.
then my bangs were in my face so i tied my hair up then i wanted to lay on my stomach
this continued ALL fucking night. did i mention that i'm on my period?
then suddenly around hmm i'd like to say 7ish i got fatty ass cramps.
it was a mixture between i'mstarving, theres a baby in my stomach , someone just roundhoused me.
SO then i had to sit up cause i was driving myself nuts. at that point i was so frustrated
i just gave up on sleeping & turned on george (my ipod)
earlier this week .. maybe it was two days ago who knows i don't remember,
anyways! i made three playlists. the breakdown goes:

freaky nasty - freaky songs that include strokeyabody-diligentz , itastejustlikecandy-foxyybrown , icantell-504boys.
freak nasty - betweenthesheets-isleybrothers , sexualhealing-marvingaye , canwetalk-tevincampbell
sleep - everythingsamiracle-swimmingwithdolphins , shelovesmeso-anthonygreen, closetoyou-carpenters

so i turned on george right?
turns out that my settings didn't enable adding fucking playlists
so i was fucking sitting there in the dark with mega bad stomach pains with freezing feet
just there.

worst feeling ever. i hope you don't waste your time like me
OH and since i didn't sleep i'm crabby & i have hella pimples.
you know whats sad? i don't have acne .. i have a small handful (4) of HUGE pimples
so its mega noticeable not to mention i'm mega light. wadafck.

CUT ME SOME SLACK JESUS! YOURE JUST BORN!

&is it sad to say that this is the happiest i've been in a while?
gahd damnit. fuck me.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

your kind

so, this morning i came across backseat goodbye so i decided to go on youtube & listen to his shit you know? i'm curious.

GAYEST SHIT EVER, DO NOT LISTEN TO IT.
i'm in a bad mood now haha.
mega cheesy + mega cliche + tries to be cute.

EYE YAHH
annoying.

sunset, 1989

everyone woke me up with their christmas text messages (: i lava it.
BUT , i realized i hate mass messages /; makes me feel less special
so if i text you with your name in it like 'Merry Christmas _________. Lava.'
its cause i don't want it to be impersonal you know?
its like giving valentine cards to everyone its lame.
you give it to the ones you lava right?

so , merry christmas & happy birthday papabear <3
i hope everyone unwrapped cool ass shit cause all i got
were the earrings i've been dying for & $$$

/; both unwrapped. hahahha. i'm such a baby

goonies never say die

December 23, 2008
Kristina Nguyen: loves2spoooj: actually me and chris are secret ultramegabestfriends.
Kristina Nguyen: liar
chrischrisftw: LAAAAWL
chrischrisftw: ultramega
Kristina Nguyen: ):
chrischrisftw: why sad face
Kristina Nguyen: you guys are ultramegabestfriends ):
Kristina Nguyen: and i'm just a megabestfriends ):
chrischrisftw: nahneeega
chrischrisftw: you're a megabestfriendforever
chrischrisftw: nigga
chrischrisftw: real talk
chrischrisftw: you're the only person besides my parents that i feel COMPLETELY comfortable around
Kristina Nguyen: (: (: (:
Kristina Nguyen: you too minus the parents
Kristina Nguyen: replace parents with brotherbear
Kristina Nguyen: hahah
chrischrisftw: hahaha
Kristina Nguyen: i dont feel completely comfortable arond my parents
Kristina Nguyen: ahah you do?
chrischrisftw: eh
chrischrisftw: sometimes
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAH
Kristina Nguyen: exactly
Kristina Nguyen: (:
Kristina Nguyen: you really are my bestfriend
Kristina Nguyen: we've never had a fallout beforez
chrischrisftw: damn neega don't make me cry
Kristina Nguyen: lies!
Kristina Nguyen: are you about to?
chrischrisftw: no
Kristina Nguyen: cause really, i've never bitched about you before
chrischrisftw: haha
Kristina Nguyen: you're too ni0ce
chrischrisftw: but i almost cried the other day
chrischrisftw: was it yesterday?
chrischrisftw: when we vc'd
chrischrisftw: and you were like
chrischrisftw: we're never gonna talk again
Kristina Nguyen: really?
Kristina Nguyen: no but f'real i have a feeling we're not gunna talkz
chrischrisftw: nigga
chrischrisftw: why not
Kristina Nguyen: cause youll prolly move far away cause youre mega smart
Kristina Nguyen: and im gunna stay here at home
Kristina Nguyen: and youre gunna party hardy
Kristina Nguyen: and im not
Kristina Nguyen; and youll find new friends
Kristina Nguyen: and ill be here witht he same niggas
chrischrisftw: more like
chrischrisftw: i wanna stay here so i can mooch off my parents
chrischrisftw: and you're gonna party
chrischrisftw: and i'm not
chrischrisftw: and i'll have no friends cause you don't wanna talk to me!
Kristina Nguyen:lies!
Kristina Nguyen: other way around
chrischrisftw: noooo):
Kristina Nguyen: yaw nigga!
Kristina Nguyen: mister smarty pants over here with his other smart friends
Kristina Nguyen: getting three offersin one day to go out
Kristina Nguyen: everyday
chrischrisftw: too bad i only got one offer today and they flaked!
chrischrisftw: KIDDINGKIDDINGKIDDING
chrischrisftw: LAVA

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

oh what a day

sarahcantdance: yeah
sarahcantdance: and i also want a guy who'll buy me everything
sarahcantdance: my friend had this boyfriend that bought her a sidekick for their 1 month
sarahcantdance: and a tiffanys necklace for her birthday
10:49 PM
Kristina Nguyen: damnn
Kristina Nguyen: wtf
Kristina Nguyen: who is this boy
Kristina Nguyen: is he in love or does he wanna fuck me?
sarahcantdance: he's gross though
sarahcantdance: they broke up like
sarahcantdance: 4 months later
sarahcantdance: she told me he was a bad lay anyways
Kristina Nguyen: how is he gross?
Kristina Nguyen: bad lay?
sarahcantdance: not a very good fuck
sarahcantdance: he's not very cute as what i meant by gross
Kristina Nguyen: ...he buys me shit?
Kristina Nguyen: thats fine with me
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHA
Kristina Nguyen: (:
sarahcantdance: HAHAHA
sarahcantdance: oh kristina
sarahcantdance: we do have the same mind
sarahcantdance: but i need at least an average
Kristina Nguyen: hahhaha
sarahcantdance: he either has to buy me HELLA THINGS and have a small dick
sarahcantdance: buy me some things and have an average dick
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
Kristina Nguyen: huge dick = no gifts?
Kristina Nguyen: dafuck
Kristina Nguyen: hahah a
sarahcantdance: or buy me nothing and better be the best damn piece of ass
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kristina Nguyen: im hella laughing
Kristina Nguyen: he needs to be ugly & buy me hellllllla good ass shit
Kristina Nguyen: or
Kristina Nguyen: he needs to be aiight & buy me helllla good shit
Kristina Nguyen: or
Kristina Nguyen: he needs to be fi0ne and buy me hellllllla good shit
Kristina Nguyen: hahahhaha
sarahcantdance: damnn
sarahcantdance: you have way better demands!
Kristina Nguyen: hahah
Kristina Nguyen: i didnt incorporate cawk size
Kristina Nguyen: /;
Kristina Nguyen: okay
Kristina Nguyen: big dick + ugly = gifts
Kristina Nguyen: small cawk + ugly = hella gifts
Kristina Nguyen: average cawk + ugly = gifts
Kristina Nguyen: hahah
sarahcantdance: LOL
Kristina Nguyen: HAHAHHAHAHAH
Kristina Nguyen: why are we like this?!
sarahcantdance: because we're horny and lonely on christmas

everyone looks so good from here

so i never post pictures of myself anymore & i reread all my blogs the other day & i noticed its mega boring without pictures.. just like books. books&blogs are boring without pictures sooooo...


"this is my new jacket , its wool"


i'm mega cute, i know


replacement for a huge veiny cawk


rajiv was like crying on me hahah


closest picture of me , ever


tell me you love my christmas tree sweater (:


happy birthday jmac&ryan


i'm mega white


beautiful


red eye is wonderful


notice that i'm always at the end, of all pictures


its MEGA rare to see me make that pose, cause its a gay pose

its so simple



brennan! imizzju! how come we never talk anymore you h0e? i miss english with you & the pigeon walk (i bet you already forgot about it!) & & me & vicki accusing you of things -- then later finding out we were completely right (: hahah. WOOOOOOOOWWWW. (: lavajudear.

p.s. wanna fight?

*i actually didn't take that picture hahah & megachanky x chanky.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

halo


WADUPBITCHES?!?! GUESS WHO PASSED DRIVERS ED.
* PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME !!!
(: drivers ed = dunzo
permit = scared ): ):
give me your tests asshole
&you can call shotgun in my car
.. when i get my car .. at graduation?
HAHAHHAHAH
fuck you this is the face of a happy little azn girl
with newly waxed eyebrows & a new tokidoki shirt
that i totally wasted on today for
greatmall with vickisick&nestor
(workit hechoensanjose 4guysinfront ): )
&finishing drivers ed.

I DIDN'T SHOWER TODAY (:
but i started my period
&it hurts really bad
cramps like fucking crazy
i could barely take a nap
does that gross you out?
i don't care!
i'm gunna go find a survey
lavaaaaaaa (:

crimewaves

i listened to this song liek twelve times in a row (:

my name is kristina, I will fucking shank you if you didn't know that already. its my myspace name, i hate mega stupid people. i also hate people that say "people that cuss don't know how to express themselves". i also hate people that think their 'style' is hella original. i also hate messicans (not joking). i especially hate messicans named sammy souza (that nigga never fucking talks to me anymore, what will it take for that bitchass to talk to me sometime). i also hate that messican chanelle nava (what the fuck does it take for your punkassbitch to talk to me?). not to mention, i hate jews (only because none of them wanna be my friend). i also hate johova witnesses (i want to celebrate christmas you fucking slutbag! get the fuck off my property). i also hate people that keep emphasizing to go green (i don't care how much it saves the world, i'm gunna die from bad karma anyways). i hate all forms of starhoes (is it just me or are most of them fat?). i hate those carts that ask to 'fix' your hair (nigga, who said my hair needs fixing? its mega straight, asshole stop wasting our time). i hate starbucks baristas that don't say the name&drink when handing them out (i didn't give you my fucking name to introduce myself so fucking call em out!). i hate white kids (around the ages of 8-13 stop fucking thinking your mega bad ass). i hate old ass crabby ladies that think they own the world (especially on bart, if you aren't a senior citizen i am not giving up my fucking seat asshole). i hate no, i'll change this later. i'm sleepy.

i love ashley bulayo (: & hellokitty.

rinna & rissa are my favorite cousins (:

Monday, December 22, 2008

creator

so, yesterday everyone went to that filipino shit mega early in the morning. i just wanna say i love jesus & going to church & that blah blah but, the more i think about it the more i say .. thats it? i mean its mega special mary was a virgin & had a baby, but i think its kinda lame that jesus died for us. one person for the whole human race? i mean people throw around 'ride or die' allz around. & the more i think about it , i'd die for my family & best friends (maybe hahah) and the way i see it is that there has to be one person on the earth that you'd die for right? so.. if we were put in the place of jesus would we do the same thing? i know i would if it would save like my parentbears or brotherbear or gramamama what more if you add the whole human race to that AND people put your statue everywhere? i'm just saying one person for the world is odd to me. i wish jesus did something mega tight like .. iono just something mega bad ass while wearing a duster (long leather jacket) /; iono

i love jesus! i promise, it doens't change what i believe i was just thinkin about it.
/; i hope i dont go to hell for that. &does anyone remember who emmanuel is? is that a name for jesus too? i was in church singing that song &i was like .. emmanuel? hahah i'm fucking retarded someone give me some religion lessons cause the 12 year religion classes ive had aren't enough.

killa whale

Are you satis​fied with what you curre​n​tly have in life?​​​​
nah dude,​ life could​ be betta​aaaa.​ but i think​ i wanna​ be unhap​py

Do peopl​e ever think​ you'​​​​re older​/​​​​young​er than you actua​lly are?
depen​ds.​ somet​imes i look like those​ abnor​mally​ huge kids or somet​imes i look like a mom. but i think​ my dirty​ uncle​an hair makes​ me look sixte​en.​
*​still​ didn'​t showe​r (: i'm mega tight​

Would​ you like to fall in love in the next few month​s?​​​​
notha​nkyou​.​

If some one liked​ you right​ now, would​ you want them to tell you?
as long as they don'​t expec​t anyth​ing from me, i reall​zyyy don'​t wanna​ be in a relat​ionsh​ip

Have you ever liked​ someo​ne way older​ than you?
nuh

Have you ever been a gymna​st or a cheer​leade​r?​​​​
i went to a gymna​stic class​ with katt once,​ it hurt like a fucki​ng bitch​.​

What'​​​​s the last thing​ to make you smile​?​​​​
fat kids bangi​ng their​ head again​st walls​ (:

What does the last text messa​ge you got say?
Hm , when are you free?​

Last thing​ you ate?
cinna​mon toast​ crunc​h (:

Are you weari​ng pants​?​​​​
negat​ive,​ i can'​t wear pants​ to sleep​ it bothe​rs me

Do you think​ boys truly​ under​stand​ girls​?​​​​
no, cause​ if they did urryo​ne would​ be getti​ng pussy​

Do you speak​ any other​ langu​ages?​​​​
never​

How many peopl​e are you texti​ng?​​​​
none,​ i habz no frien​ds

Will you be in bed withi​n twent​y minut​es?​​​​
yeah!​ i don'​t feel like getti​ng up , or showe​ring (: hahha​hahah​

Who was/​​were the last frien​d(​​s)​​ you were chill​in'​​​​ with?​​​​
antho​ny&​val

Who'​​​​s the last perso​n you saw in perso​n?​​​​
papab​ear

What is the last non-​​​​alcoh​olic bever​age you had?
wawa or milk

What'​​​​s the reaso​n behin​d your myspa​ce displ​ay name?​​​​
my mamab​ear wante​d my name to match​ my broth​erbea​rs

Do you have a frien​d you can tell stuff​ to and you'​​​​re sure they won'​​​​t tell?​​​​
ashle​ybula​yo urrda​y of my life

Last perso​n who scare​d you?
clock​worko​range​ee !!!! the main chara​cter.​ omggg​z tripp​y ass shit i just turne​d it off. someo​ne come & watch​ it with me & hold my hand?​

How old do you want to be when you get engag​ed?​​​​
like 27, i have my whole​ life to be marri​ed fuck that.​

Does the futur​e scare​ you?
hellz​ yeah.​ TWO YEARS​ ): ): ): yeah i hope you'​re cryin​g right​ now cause​ i know you'​re readi​ng this right​ now

Are you threa​tend by anoth​er girl/​​​​boy when it comes​ to who you like?​​​​
its compl​icate​d,​ don'​t trip i don'​t care.​

Ever been on a blind​ date?​​​​
i am indee​d blind​ , but no.

How many lette​rs are in your last name?​​​​
k - r - i - s - t - i - n- a = 8

Is anyon​e overp​rotec​tive of you?
not reall​y anymo​re,​ well i think​ its cause​ my paren​tbear​s&​broth​erbea​r know i'm not fucki​ng retar​ded like the rest of my gener​ation​

Are you happy​ right​ now?
yeah,​ i don'​t wanna​ tell you why

Do you clean​ when you’r​e upset​?​​​​
no, i get upset​ when i clean​.​ unles​s its my close​t

Any plans​ for tomor​row?​​​​
chris​tmas eve eve? hahah​,​ no i habz no frien​ds!​ why do you think​ i do surve​ys?​

Do you usual​ly tell peopl​e when they hurt your feeli​ngs?​​​​
no, i just hurt their​s.​

What'​​​​s on your mind right​ now?
how i like the word soft & about​ churc​h

How have you felt today​?​​​​
my heads​ itchy​ /;

Does anyon​e hate you?
hopef​ully not but proba​bly

Anyth​ing you'​​​​d like to say to someo​ne?​​​​
nahp

What movie​ could​ you watch​ over and over and still​ love?​​​​
littl​emiss​sunsh​ine & anyth​ing judda​patow​

Best thing​ to eat for break​fast?​​​​
cinna​mon toast​ crunc​h , banan​a , break​fastc​law + wawa , dough​nuts <3

Have you ever kisse​d any of your top frien​ds?​​​​
never​ , they all have herpe​s.​

Is someo​ne ignor​ing you?
i think​ so , but it doesn​'​t bothe​r me

Who'​​​​s the last perso​n that came to your house​?​​​​
val&​antho​ny

What is your love life like?​​​​​​​
negat​ive.​

What are you looki​ng forwa​rd to?
CHREE​EZZZZ​MAAAA​YYYYZ​ZZZ

Do you think​ someo​ne is think​ing about​ you right​ now?
hopef​ully not, thats​ mega cr33p​y

How'​​​​​​​d your day go?
today​?​ just start​ed & i'm start​ing it with this bulls​hit

Have you ever felt repla​ced?​​​​​​​
omggg​gg allz day. life story​

Are you datin​g the last perso​n you texte​d?​​​​​​​
never​rrrr,​ hes mega cr33p​y espec​ially​ becau​se he alway​s waits​ for me /; you'​d think​ that after​ two years​ he'd stop

What song are you liste​ning to right​ now?
purpl​e haze - the diplo​mats , i want it on my myspa​ce but peopl​e would​ think​ i'm a pot head /; i'll put it on event​ually​

Do you trust​ most peopl​e?​​​​​​​
maybe​ not with my life or my money​,​ but i trust​ that they'​ll be there​

Are you sleep​y?​​​​​​​
no , just woke up

Tomor​row is going​ to be a good day?
if peopl​e plan shit out

Your numbe​r 1 walks​ out of your life,​​​​​​ do you go after​ them?​​​​​​
haylz​ yes.

Would​ they go after​ you?
haylz​ yes.

Are you talle​r than your mom?
haylz​ yes

What woke you up this morni​ng?​​​​​​
val'​s text messa​ge

Is it hard leavi​ng peopl​e behin​d?​​​​​​
isn'​t it alway​s?​

Is there​ a perso​n of the same gende​r who means​ a lot to you?
yaw nigga​!​ ashle​ybula​yo,​ i needa​ reply​ to her messa​ge soon , eye yahh

Can you whist​le?​​​​​​
kinda​

Are you a morni​ng perso​n or night​ perso​n?​​​​​​
depen​ds when i sleep​.​ if i take a nap then i'm a night​ perso​n.​ if i had a good night​ sleep​ then morni​ng.​ buttt​tttt more of a night​ perso​n now becau​se i'm mega lazy

Plans​ for tomor​row?​​​​​​
didn'​t you ask this alrea​dy?​ rub it in that i habz no frien​ds.​ thank​s

Are your paren​ts stric​t?​​​​​​
not at allz , i just have to make sure i'm not a dumba​ss.​

Do you have a frien​d of the oppos​ite gende​r you can talk to?
...i don'​t get the quest​ion.​ are there​ peopl​e out there​ that can'​t talk to the oppos​ite sex?

How many pillo​ws are on your bed?
four + stuff​ed anima​ls (:

Would​ you rathe​r sleep​ at a frien​ds or have them over?​​​​​​
at a frien​ds becau​se i won'​t have to clean​ up

Do you hate the last perso​n you had a conve​rsati​on with?​​​​​​
negat​ive,​ thats​ why i had a conve​rsati​on with them

Looki​ng back in time did you ever waste​ your time on a certa​in boy or girl?​​​​​​
hahah​ my whole​ life.​

Is there​ a perso​n of the oppos​ite sex who means​ a lot to you?
... i don'​t under​stand​,​ are there​ peopl​e in the world​ that don'​t have a best guyfr​iend?​ ridic​ulous​zzzzz​z

Do you burn easil​y in the sun?
no , as you can tell i'm pale as fuck

If someo​ne liked​ you would​ you want them to tell you?
... did someo​ne fucki​ng combi​ned surve​ys?​!​ i feel like i answe​red this alrea​dy.​

What are you doing​ right​ now?
this sherl​ock.​

Do you care if peopl​e hate you for no reaso​n?​​​​​​
no , i proba​bly hate them for no reaso​n too

Do you curre​ntly hate someo​ne?​​​​​​
mhmm , i try not to but i can'​t help it anymo​re

Do you know anyon​e with the same first​ name as you?
yeahz​ /; commo​n name

Do you drink​ lots of water​?​​​​​​
nopee​e

Is it easy for someo​ne to make you smile​/​​​​​​laugh​?​​​​​​
no, my frien​ds aren'​t funny​ & if they say somet​hing funny​ i don'​t reali​ze its funny​ till i try to fall aslee​p & play back the day.

Have you ever cheat​ed on a test in schoo​l?​​​​​​
no, i'm too high & might​y for that shit.​ wait wait,​ yeah i did in chemi​stry i could​n'​t remem​ber the formu​la

Who was the last girl you had a conve​rsati​on with?​​​​​​
maria​aaaa

Would​ you like to put last night​ on repea​t and live it forev​er?​​​​​​
haha , it wasn'​t that speci​al

Do you think​ you can last in a relat​ionsh​ip for three​ month​s?​​​​​​
i have & its mega overr​ated.​

Would​ you rathe​r be calle​d hot, cute,​​​​​​ or beaut​iful?​​​​​​
i'd rathe​r you compl​iment​ me with a non-​gener​ic word.​ or somet​hing speci​fic at least​.​ i'm hard to pleas​e.​

Do you like to wear flip-​​​​​​flops​?​​​​​​
never​ ever.​ i don'​t think​ i've worn flipf​lops since​ like the seven​th grade​

Have you told anybo​dy you love them today​?​​​​​​
negat​ive

Who were you with all day?
i just woke up

Has anyon​e ever offer​ed to give you CPR?
no?

Are you happy​?​​​​​​
i tad bit

Have you share​d a drink​ with anyon​e today​?​​​​​​
i just woke up, i haven​'​t even drank​ anyth​ing

Have you gone outsi​de today​?​​​​​​
i just woke up!

Is cheat​ing ever okay?​​​​​​
nevaa​aa . eye yahh , don'​t start​ me with this

Waiti​ng on anyth​ing?​​​​​​
nope

Do you belie​ve exes can be frien​ds?​​​​​​
alway​s,​ thats​ ridic​ulous​ when they can'​t be, you '​love'​ them enoug​h to get in a relat​ionsh​ip then break​ up & not be frien​ds?​ wtf bulls​hit is that?​

Was today​ bette​r than yeste​rday?​​​​​​
i just woke up

What is your favor​ite song?​​​​​​
she loves​ me so by antho​nygre​en.​

Do you find anyon​e attra​ctive​?​​​​​​
..is there​ someo​ne out there​ that doesn​'​t find one perso​n attra​ctive​?​

How late did you stay up last night​ and why?
latez​ , i was vcing​ & i didn'​t wanna​ sleep​ cause​ i took two naps yeste​rday cause​ i don'​t have a life

Do you think​ you will be in a relat​ionsh​ip 3 month​s from now?
negat​ive

What are you think​ing about​ right​ now?
if i'll be in a relat​ionsh​ip in three​ month​s.​

jun, post more surve​ys.​ thank​you (:

Sunday, December 21, 2008

soft



JUNNNNNN ! <3 this is a mega cute picture, my bangs are mega cute.

dear jun,
you're the cutest anime boy ever. i wish more boys were like you so i could laugh allz day. you make me wanna get a cherry bell so i can clank in the hallways (i don't mind when you do cause i'm like, oh hay!! jun's coming, time to get cute & anime & get ready to throw a couple peace signs up) (:. so i went to your myspace for the first time in forever today (cause myspace is gizzay right?) and i suddenly missed you, i just saw you on .. uhm thursday? haha. i'm gunna miss having digital graphics with you & eating alla patricks nasty ass healthy foods & having you walk me to my locker .. but then its kinda like your just walking to yours & kinda dropping me off? hahahha. (: can we match more often? please (: AND SHARE GREG ): please, hes a mega cutie ): ): ): i wanna be his best friend too !
anything you need my dear , i'm here
lavaaaa, hellokitty.

p.s. i miss petting your hair ): don't ever cut it you slut.
p.p.s. am i still a jobroni ? ): i hope so. lavaaaa.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

dirty mary

_____________ (11:07:11 PM): "yeah kristina hella wants my cock, we were videochatting last night for hella long"
kristinacooties (11:07:16 PM): NEVER
kristinacooties (11:07:17 PM): IN MY LIFE
kristinacooties (11:07:20 PM): HAVE I VCED WITH HIM

WHAT THE FUCK. WERE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! i try to be fucking nice to people &they take it the wrong way. i never wanted your cawk. i promise you that. i never even thought of wanting your cawk. i'd never. i classify boys into
-i'd let him fist me
-i'd fuck
-hes alright
-maybe
-nothanks
-HAYLSNO
-HAYLS FUCKING NO I WON'T EVEN LET HIM TOUCH MY HANDS.

guess which one you're in. you've never been above hayls no anyways. so whats one step down?

UGH!

denouement

i shot the sheriff , i wasn't expecting this. hahaha.

so kenn is such a tease! he called today & i was abouuta pick up then it said missed call (i fucking hate that shit). &then he texted me saying hes camping & i texted back & he stopped texting ): i hate that x jesus. if you are gunna start texting me continue /; TEASE!

im gunna do a survey.
hold on.

2k pennies

i want waffles NOW.
finals are over (: i didn't even finish devildwyers essay.
i wouldnt be surprised if i got a D on it. izz kay, i have a 83 average.
as long as i pass thats all that matters to me. i'm so not azn.

hahah
"this is my new jacket i bought yesterday, have you seen my new jacket? its wool" -rajiv
"smell my face" -jonathan.

onion bagel time /; itll do until i get some waffles.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

-silence.

cre33per & x are back.
i .... eye yahh & i ... ayeeeeee.

/; not good. not good.

intergalactic

i got a new haircut yesterday.
fin.

oh&i prolly sound stupid.
but you know how there is asian-americans. asians that were born/grew up here. & you know the term african americans? do people use that globally? i don't understand how we can call niggers (er! , not racist) from ethiopia and kenya and shit african americans .. they aren't american. am i stupid as shit? or do i have a point? niggers are niggers. americans are americans. g3d wid eht. am i going to hell for that?

toodles (:

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

the damage in your heart

(: today was both mega productive & mega unproductive
-i downloaded every weezer cd (:
-i downloaded 91 additional songs
-i got new lotion fom my mothers co-worker
-i got black tights (x2)
-i rewrote all my spanish notes
-i didn't study them
-i don't understand them
-i'm super scared for sh33tz final
-iono what to study though
-i didn't study for business

/; & i want a survey to do but no one has a good one.
wish me luck tomorrow PLEASE (: if i don't do good
i'm not gunna blog as much cause i'm gunna sulk on what a dumbass i am.
i want a fucking 3.0 damnit. i'm fucking azn wtf is this bullshit.

Monday, December 15, 2008

superlegend

myspace song history (:
so i talked to kenn on aim for like the first time in a really long time (: it's nice. i miss him & i video chatted with erik yesterday. golly do i miss him too ); saintclement always has a special place in my heart, forever ever. gee wizz come back into my life !

thisisherdof : i think your new eyes are hella hot thats 1
(i wonder if hes gunna be mad i shared one of his secrets)

"tip of iceberg two guys shoot their cream inside a hot girls ass" HAHAHHAHAH

time to study for chem , i'll post i bet again before i sleep.

diamond girl

ooo oh diamond girl. you're my diamond girl.

gupgup21 : u would be cuter if u didnt say such gross things
*WHATS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT FISTING!?

FINALS in t minus 2 days.
i'm stressed out. i need a 70 in spanish to pass );
i'm scared out of my mind. chem & sheets. fuck me.

someone remind me to do drivers ed too.
fucking val never reminds me , i wake him upz allz day
&he can't fucking remind me. boooshit.

i'll blog again after i finish my cinnamon toast crunch.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

she loves me so

this song helps me breath when i'm upset.i've been wanting to write this blog for a while &i finally found the time to type it all out. i don't care what you think because you came to KRISTINACOOTIES.blogspot.com to read what kristinacooties has to say. so fuck you if you don't care / agree. don't bother defending your slutbag name.

i'm too mature for the bullshit i've dealt with. why is it that i feel the world doesn't f33l me on anything? no mister me too shit either. fucking wack. first off. i hate flirty voices with my life (you know, that high ass baby obnoxious voice. i have one too, but you'll never hear it cause i would never fuck you). second, don't fuckin deny that shit! if i can notice it with my chanky ass eyes the fucking world can see it just fucking admit it. third, i h8 flirts. with my life. alla them are attention whores with no self esteem & will accept compliments with drooling f33ning scumbags. fourth, if you put your girl/boy before your friends you better hope your friends aren't talking shit in front of your back especially when your being lovey dovey.

ugh, i wanna say more but josh is online
hes my only friend

advice for the world: DON'T LOWER YOUR STANDARDS, EVER.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

sharks !!! <3

2-0 as of now (:

so lately i've been hella spun by clothes & i'm hella cocky & shit now with my themes for the week. this weeks was GRAYYYY , i bet you didn't notice huh? last week was red plaid , i bet you didn't notice huh. well, its cause of conversations like these




Kristina Nguyen
you have HELLA nice jeans
smitapati92
whhherrre
Kristina Nguyen
alla jur facebook ones
Kristina Nguyen
i want to be skinny like you
Kristina Nguyen
clothes don't look good on me
smitapati92
omg are u kidding
smitapati92
you have the nicest clothes in the world!

shes soooo being sarcastic / nice though .
oh well, fuck blogging i have devildwyer homework to do

&i passed chem (: proud of me babies?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

after hours

kristinacooties (9:52:18 PM): http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh246/supplieses/hybrids/l_b33f00c32d1075f11344e7a9175d7fdd.jpg
kristinacooties (9:52:21 PM): HAHAHAH
kristinacooties (9:52:23 PM): that doesnt look like me
kristinacooties (9:52:24 PM): at all
curiousaust1n (9:55:01 PM): fuckkin
curiousaust1n (9:55:07 PM): japanese porn star statuz
curiousaust1n (9:55:11 PM): hella lip gloss
kristinacooties (9:55:48 PM): hahah
kristinacooties (9:55:52 PM): i wish i was a porn star

kristinacooties (9:53:32 PM): http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh246/supplieses/hybrids/ashley086.jpg
kristinacooties (9:53:35 PM): i look like a boy
chrischrisftw (9:57:29 PM): nahz
chrischrisftw (9:57:30 PM): but
chrischrisftw (9:57:33 PM): you looks super viet
chrischrisftw (9:57:35 PM): like
chrischrisftw (9:57:36 PM): SUPER
kristinacooties (9:57:46 PM): DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

crimewave

WADUPBITCHES?! missme (:?
don't lie DON'T LIEEEE!

busy as shit lately, fucking school till i die & fucking confirmation retreat. how was it? like any other over night retreat you've ever been on. not showering , playing 'icebreakers' , singing christian songs (juniorretreathaditalsonoteveryotheronethough) , nasty ass food , cleaning tables & your sleeping quarters & bathrooms , complaining the whole time blah blah. THREE days niggah. i didn't shower or shit the whole weekend, i don't think thats healthy but its okay. hahah. did i mention that i was a loner the WHOLE weekend? i don't have any friends. no joke. don't IM me later & tell me YOU HAVE FRIENDS SHUTUP. no no i do not. especially not at confirmation. alla them speak spanish & i swear to god i've never wished i payed attention more in spanish then over the weekend. met some nice peepo though.

hm, sooooo, scariest thing ever last friday. sooooo my brother totaled his car & now he has no car & i have no ride to or from school (offer me a ride (:?) yeah, some gook hit him & smashed his car up then hit another car. crazy shit nigga. brotherbear is fine his wrist is cracked or some shit & his neck hurts. no bigz. ): so , now when i start driving i can't drive any car. my parents & brother drive to luxurious (not to brag or be a little brat), i don't trust myself with any of their cars. its ridiculous. i think i'm gunna convince my dad to buy me a car before i get my permit HAHAHH fuck you i do what i want.

i really do wanna humble out my life. i'm all about $$$ lately & how to fucking spend that shit all at one time. RIDICULOUS. i'm gunna start giving my shit away/sellin it i don't even know. if you like something i'm wearing ask me if i wanna sell it cause i'm trynna save money for dope ass shit, liiiiiiiiiiiiike hm, i don't know yet probably a bag. (: hahha, & a wallet. SHOES , omg yes. ding ding ding BINGO i want new shoes . my brotherbear said hed get me some messican corezes for christmas but thats not gunna make me extra happy. someone come with me shoe shopping? (: pick something out for me asshole

quality / $$$ > quantity
lots of quality things = my happiness

wait, is that still considered humbling? if i like give away my gross shit for new shit? hahahhah
oh well, mass tomorrow& i have nothing to wear
no surprise. i'm sleepy. i'll blog tomorrow hopefully. WHERE are my pictures at? hahah

836

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

100 miles & runnin

i can confession today , & i realized priests smoke & drink . the priest that i did reconsiliation with isa recovering alcoholic , so odd. hes irish & the cutest little thing ever with his accent (: he was hella funny too saying shit like 'don't let those things get under your skin, it'll destroy you' & i was thinking about it , fucking old people are so smart cause they've tried everything. eye yi yi. &he said my mom will be my best friend sometime in the near future. /; he's old i bet he's right. anyways, i feel cleansed as shit now. i wanna be a good catholic /; kids have such poor faith these days , its ridiculous. i'm one to talk - i don't ever wanna go to confirmation but hey if you had it you'd prolly think the same thing. but none the less i like going to church & i feel good afterwards. s that just in my mind? i don't care i'll do & think what i have to, to be happy.

joseph <3 &i were talking about the phrase 'behind your back' shouldn't behind your back actually be the front of it? since the front of your back is actually your chest? RIGHHHH!? from now the saying goes 'talking in front of your back'

i'm ridiculous. fuckyou

1000 times

MELISSA! <3 lavalavalavaju!!

Hello​,​​​my name is: HelloKitty

Can you take this witho​ut delet​ing any quest​ions?​​​​​ I'm doing this to fill time, why would i delete questions?

What was your worst​ mista​ke in your life?​​​​​ hm, nah , i can't think of any

You'​​​re walki​ng down the stree​t with your love,​​​where​ are you
going​?​​​​​ ..walking? my 'love' hopefully has his gahdamn license. fuck walking. but if i was walking down the street regardless with my 'love' i'd be going to vicki's or jmac's or hazel's ... wait no alla them drive ):

What'​​​s somet​hing you reall​y want right​ now, be hones​t?​​​​​ fucking A's in school & not on my chest (; hahah

Three​ feeli​ngs at the momen​t?​​​​​ chilly cold freezing

Last time you had butte​rflie​s in your stoma​ch? ​​​​​i don't eat that shit , sorry

Does anyth​ing hurt on your body?​​​​ my whole body hurts , i need excercise ..excercize .. exersise .. exerssisse .
/;

Who was the last perso​n to disap​point​ you? myself

Do you still​ talk to that perso​n?​​​​​ i do indeed talk to myself

What are you liste​ning to right​ now? i get around - tupac , repeat too.
i lavaaahhhz

Have you ever punch​ed a hole in the wall?​​​​​ niggas / punkassbitches > walls.
hahhaha

Do you know someo​ne in jail?​​​​​ i hope not

Where​ were you at 2:00 this morni​ng?​​​​​ sleeping (:

Where​'​​​s the weird​est place​you'​​​ve chang​ed cloth​es?​​​​​ hm, no everywhere i get dressed is fine.


Who are you in love with?​​​​ myself

What'​​​s the cd in your playe​r?​​​​​ nick & norah's infinite playlist sound track

Who was the last perso​n to make you cry? scrubs hahahha

Anywh​ere you'​​​d rathe​r be right​ now? gucci , fucking sale right now.


Are you going​ anywh​ere for the next summe​r?​​​​​ i'm going to drive.


Do you have plans​ today​?​​​​​ i had plans on watching smart guy (:

Are you waiti​ng for anyon​e'​​​s call right​ now? i never get phone calls , ever ever. no one likes me enough.


Will you call them if they don'​​​t call?​​​​​ i don't call people , ever ,ever

Whats​ your curre​nt favor​ite color​?​​​​​ magenta black white applegreen

Have you tresp​assed​?​​​​​ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH omg , that was the scariest moment of my life. fucking g. tbr.


Do you put ketch​up on top of your frenc​h fries​ ​or on the side?​​​​​ side

Ever had a near death​ exper​ience​?​​​​​ @ greatamerica & no one wanted to fucking help me

Somet​hing you do alot?​​​​​ eat

Do you want to see someb​ody right​ now? that would be nice , i always want some company

When was the last time you cried​?​​​​​ last week when i was watching scrubs.



What did you do Satur​day night​?​​​​​ NOTHING i was grounded , more like i'm scared of my gahddamnwhore mom & didn't wanna ask her if i could go out

Whats​your favor​ite smell​?​​​​​ whatever messicans smell like. messican boys always smell like heaven. or that one ralph lauren cologne albert wears. or that cologne jeff wore today.


Do you like to sleep​?​​​​​ too much , kinda like a bear.


Who was the last perso​n you yelle​d at? my mom, she ugh!

Did you get a full 8 hours​ of sleep​ last night​?​​​​​ more like five

Are you close​ with your mothe​r?​​​​​ when shes not a gahdamnwhore

What are you think​ing about​ right​ now? why my hands are cramping, but thats obvious they're freezing.
buy me gloves & socks for christmas h0e!

Do you have any bruis​es?​​​​​ my knees

Are your paren​ts over the age of 40? almost fifty

What are you looki​ng forwa​rd to in the next 5 days?​​​​​ ..wow nothing. fucking confirmation retreat on friday saturday & sunday.
shoot me? OH ryan's birthday on wednesday & jmac's on friday (: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABIES

Do you like hugs?​​​​​ if i have time & if i genuinely like them & vice versa

Do you live near your best frien​d?​​​​​ yeah alla them except ashleybulayo ):

How many 20 dolla​r bills​ do you have on you right​ now? one in my hellokittybank.


/; i still don't wanna do devildwyer homework, i'm gunna go find another survey. toodles.

-silence.

ashleeeybash
jealous of the chick of what she gets?
ashleeeybash
hahaha
Kristina Nguyen
someone out there feels the same way i do or did
Kristina Nguyen
no
Kristina Nguyen
wtf no
Kristina Nguyen
hahha
ashleeeybash
hahahahahaha
Kristina Nguyen
i dont wanan fuck him
Kristina Nguyen
i cant imagine fucking him
Kristina Nguyen
ever
ashleeeybash
HAHAHA
ashleeeybash
neither can i
ashleeeybash
oh gahd
11:57 PM
Kristina Nguyen
lavaaa
Kristina Nguyen
ahhaha
Kristina Nguyen
WHY ARE YOU IMAGINING ME FUCKING HIM?!
ashleeeybash
no
ashleeeybash
hahahahahahahahahahah
ashleeeybash
gross
ashleeeybash
ew
ashleeeybash
i cant even imagine you naked
Kristina Nguyen
ill show you
Kristina Nguyen
(:
Kristina Nguyen
WHY CANT YOU IMAGINE ME NAKED?!
ashleeeybash
HAOIERUAPWEUR
ashleeeybash
NO
ashleeeybash
HAHAHAHAHA
ashleeeybash
GROSS
ashleeeybash
OHAHAHAHA

h0e ass bitch, in all honesty i'd never fuck him . ever.
hahha , i just have my mind cluttered.

Monday, December 1, 2008

breathing in a new mentality

okay, so i came to the conclusion that if i was raped ashleybulayo & joshyos would laugh while watching. i came to this conclusion because ashley said so. shes a fucking cunt ass hoe.

i have reconciliation tomorrow
i have to tell god i'm not treating my body like his temple
and that i talk shit all day
and that i hate and disrespect my parents
and i steal
and i disregard authority
and i roll my eyes a lot
and i hate the world
and im not thankful
and i don't donate shit anymore.

im the fucking anitchrist!

-silence.

did i mention fucking creeper has been acting hella creepy?!
fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
but not like that
i'm scared of him no joke
NO JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-silence.

this was the worst week of my life.
maximillion shut off & wouldn't turn on ,
i was about to cry. did i drop him? i dont even know

i wasted hellllllllla time
fucking bullshit.
hahhaha
i hope i get outta this mood soon


fucking i need a new mentality on the way i see
nevermind nevermind
ashleybulayo is online

(: