die.

wtf am i doing?! I DONT LOOK LIKE THEM , I'M ADOPTEDDD!!1


joshmryos:i want to be buried on top of you
joshmryos:so youll be extra dead
joshmryos:with a joshy on top
joshmryos:kekekekek

I'm now thinking of ways I'd HATE to die.
1. Being buried alive is at the top of my list- First off I'm claustrophobic, second I hate hot, stuffy air, third i wouldn't be able to see shit, fourth i'd have HELLA time to think about what a asshole I was to deserve such a punishment, fifth i'd think about how i got in that shit of a situation, sixth i bet while i'm alive down there my small bladder would act up and i'd piss myself oh oh&i'd prolly get hella hungry so i'd starve to death, piss myself AND be in a small small coffin with bad stuffy air. I'd hold my breath quicken the process of my death.
2. Being locked in a trunk then having the car submerge into water - First off i can't swim, second how would i get out if its locked?, third i'm claustrophobic , fourth i bet someone pushed the car off a cliff so even if i got out and swam up I'd be stuck in a hole with no way out so i'd have to climb too? , fifth omg in the water i'd think about the other assholes that died there too.. likeee how many dead bodies are in that body of water- sometimes when i drive and see swamps and lakes and shit i think about how many people died there , i always assume a lot. I'd swallow as much water as possible to quicken the process.
3. Burning to death - Slow & painful right? i purposely stay away from matches and lighters and fire as much as possible because when i was in like 7th grade i'd put my hand in the toaster oven to get my toast and one time my toast was extra h0t and my hand jumped up and hit the top of it and it burned. i cried. i h8 extreme heat. plus dude, if i was ever burning someone probably put hella gas and shit on me, gahddd that reminds me of .. what movie is that? ughm.. lock&stock? i forgot its the one where the guy cuts off the other guys ear , pours gas all over him & sets him on fiahhh , actually i wouldn't know i turned it off at that point cause i was so scared. I'd lay down to dye comfortably.
4. Rape - ahah , so zorro made me EXTREMELY scared of getting a train run on me. one of the mom's in the book was raped & she diedddd. &her kid watched it all happen. SUPZ scary. I'd hold my breath or stick something in their butthole (: maybe aaron's cawk.
5. Stabbing - I'm scared of knives, i barely own knives at my house - i own like butter knives. Not only because its more stuff for my mom to wash but because my parents are no good at making steak <3. but but but but but knives scare me , in da mooobs when people get stabbed they are in hellza pain. well, dying in general must hurt but eeeks. + what if they don't push it in far enough or hit a major organ and i dye SUPPPPZ slow. I think i'd take the knife out and stick it through my brain and twist
6. Car accident - that shit is soo depressing , especially because everyone that dies in a car accident has to be young
7. My husband killing me .. while i'm pregnant ( popular trend nowadays!)
8. My husband's other lover murdering me .. while i'm pregnant
9. My parents killing me when they figure out to use powerschool..while i'm pregnant
10. Being hung - more of a way of suicide but still makes me queeezy
11. Lou Gehrig's Disease - supz sad, forgetting how to breathe!? ): &everyone can watch me die by the day
12. Having my kid / grandkid shoot me (popular trend!)
13. Getting crushed by my house in a earth quake - think about it for a second. lay down and look up at your ceiling , then think about it crushing you , then think about how hopeless you are, then think about trying to get out from all the debris. something thats suppose to protect you from shit JUST killed you. or think about tables. something made in a day or two can help save your life. a house takes like a year to make and BAM dunzo.
14. Getting hit by a train- does you body go under the train on does it stay in front of it?
15. Torture of any sort - scooping my eyeballs out, cutting off my fingers / toes , AH now i'm queezy.

Ways I want to die
1. Old age / Dying in my sleep - supz peaceful & painless. I'd love to die of both- people would expect it. I'm 114 years old its about time i dye & at 114 i'll be at home all day or in a carehome so theres no way i'd die any other way because i'll probably be glued to my bed (: good way to die. if ever i get to the point of being in a nursing home / carehome can you come and visit me? please. (:
... yeah , thats it? maybe getting shot since its fayyst . OH maybe death row, they just inject you with something right? painlesssssss.

*obviously i'm not gunna kill myself if i wanna die by getting shot / death row / old age.
*obviously i would never cut myself since i'm scared of knives
sooo don't take it seriously when i say i wanna kill myself / cut my wrists (off) hahaha.
good morning , saigon.

anyways, its early. happy saturday!